Here are 50 short stories. And there?s some that are bound to become classics, stories like – ?Get Yo Big Albino Butt Offa Mah Street!? ?Big Bruno says, ?So Long, Sweet Dreams, Sucker,? ?The Return of the Werediva,? ?Ghouls Galore,? ?Betty Big Boobs Meets Vinnie the Vampire,? ?Things That Splat in the Night,? ?Shameful Wanda and Her Wicked Wereass,? and a truly awesome work of art, ?Detective Barney Big Butt Meets Little Marvin the Midget.? They are very funny.