27 Apr

90 Second Cellphone Chillin’ Theater

90secondHere are some tasty little treats, 50 short Chillin’ stories.  They all take place on cellphones.  It appears the author, Meatball Fulton, opened a trapdoor in his skull and out hopped these little demons.

There’s nothing really, truly, scary here.  In fact, most are hilarious, or at least the author thinks so.  And even though we call these “tasty little treats,” you may find a few totally lacking in taste.  They are zany, bent, and bizarre.

Some are bound to become classics, stories like – “Get Yo Big Albino Butt Offa Mah Street!” “Big Bruno says, “So Long, Sweet Dreams, Sucker,” “The Return of the Werediva,” “Ghouls Galore” (a comment on our elections), “Betty Big Boobs Meets Vinnie the Vampire,” “Things That Go Splat in the Night,” “Shameful Wanda and Her Wicked Wereass,” and a truly awesome work of art, “Detective Barney Big Butt Meets Little Marvin the Midget.”  2 hours.

​​For fans of audio drama, radio drama, radio adventure, short radio dramas, and scary radio drama.

  • 90 Second Cellphone Chillin’ Theater
  • #
    Title
    Artist
    Composer
    Time
    ID
  • 01.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct01.mp3
    90 Second Cellphone Logo
    0:10
    s1
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 02.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct02.mp3
    The Okie Dokie Swamp Thingie
    1:52
    s2
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 03.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct03.mp3
    Hotel Catatonia
    1:54
    s3
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 04.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct04.mp3
    Don't Eat On Twilight Street
    1:17
    s4
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 05.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct05.mp3
    The Monkey's Magic Eyeball
    1:38
    s5
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 06.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct06.mp3
    Don't Eat At Igor's
    1:38
    s6
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 07.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct07.mp3
    The Sweet Scent Of A Succubus
    1:27
    s7
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 08.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct08.mp3
    Frankenstein's Finger
    1:41
    s8
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 09.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct09.mp3
    All My Cells Have Phones
    1:29
    s9
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 10.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct10.mp3
    Nightmare On Elmer Street
    1:50
    s10
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 11.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct11.mp3
    The X Filings - Dental Case #333, “If The Tooth Be Told”
    1:30
    s11
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 12.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct12.mp3
    Zombie Al's Big Night Out
    2:47
    s12
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 13.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct13.mp3
    Dixie Dork, Girl Geek, “Totally Flat Busted”
    2:53
    s13
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 14.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct14.mp3
    Dr. Borneo Bob, Head Shrinker
    2:29
    s14
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 15.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct15.mp3
    When The Wolfling Learns To Whistle
    2:31
    s15
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 16.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct16.mp3
    Eating Crackers In A Crypt
    1:58
    s16
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 17.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct17.mp3
    The Hermit's Horrible Smelly Secret
    2:23
    s17
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 18.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct18.mp3
    “I'm So Excited I'm Drooling,” Whispers The Wolf Woman
    3:00
    s18
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 19.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct19.mp3
    Dixie Doodle, Girl Geek, “My Boyfriend's Back”
    2:08
    s19
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 20.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct20.mp3
    Drooling Doreen
    1:35
    s20
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 21.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct21.mp3
    Full Moon For Mickey Finn
    1:33
    s21
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 22.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct22.mp3
    Revenge Of The Tooth Fairy
    2:07
    s22
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 23.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct23.mp3
    When The Wolfling Wets Her Whistle, Watch Out!
    2:09
    s23
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 24.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct24.mp3
    Loathsome Sally Under The Texas Moon
    2:44
    s24
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 25.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct25.mp3
    The X Filings - Dental Case #122, “An Odious Extraction”
    2:27
    s25
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 26.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct26.mp3
    90 Second Cellphone Logo
    0:10
    s26
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 27.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct27.mp3
    Ghouls Galore
    2:21
    s27
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 28.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct28.mp3
    Betty Big Boobs Meets Vinnie The Vampire
    2:47
    s28
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 29.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct29.mp3
    The Boogie Woman
    2:42
    s29
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 30.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct30.mp3
    The Abominable Beaver Woman
    2:45
    s30
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 31.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct31.mp3
    Betty Big Boobs Meets Smiling Same The Crocodile Man
    2:22
    s31
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 32.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct32.mp3
    (Diva #1) Divas Of The Dark
    3:06
    s32
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 33.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct33.mp3
    Toad Soup
    3:03
    s33
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 34.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct34.mp3
    (Diva #2) Get Yo Big Albino Butt Offa Mah Street!
    2:52
    s34
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 35.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct35.mp3
    Sad Regrets Of Cowgirl Clem
    2:01
    s35
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 36.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct36.mp3
    Worms In My Brain
    2:01
    s36
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 37.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct37.mp3
    (Diva #3) Return Of The Werediva
    2:52
    s37
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 38.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct38.mp3
    Curse Of The Mummy's Ear
    3:47
    s38
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 39.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct39.mp3
    My Summer At Camp Wicky Wacky
    2:16
    s39
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 40.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct40.mp3
    Return Of The Boogie Woman
    2:28
    s40
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 41.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct41.mp3
    Shameful Wanda & Her Wicked Wereass
    3:20
    s41
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 42.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct42.mp3
    The Moaning Lisa
    2:54
    s42
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 43.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct43.mp3
    Things That Splat In The Night
    2:10
    s43
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 44.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct44.mp3
    Worm Fork Café
    3:18
    s44
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 45.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct45.mp3
    The X Fillings - Dental Case #654, “Aliens In My Mouth”
    3:09
    s45
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 46.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct46.mp3
    Big Bruno Says, “So Long, Sweet Dreams, Sucker”
    3:01
    s46
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 47.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct47.mp3
    Detective Barney Big Butt Meets Little Marvin The Midget
    3:51
    s47
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 48.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct48.mp3
    The Box
    2:08
    s48
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 49.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct49.mp3
    Meatball Fulton Tries To Explain
    2:07
    s49
    audio/mpeg
    80
  • 50.
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/zbs/ZBS_Radio_Humor/90scct/90scct50.mp3
    Hillbilly Billy Breaks His Skipping Record
    2:15
    s50
    audio/mpeg
    80

90 Second Cellphone Chillin’ Theater


Number of tracks in this playlist: 50